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| - I'm so fascinated with other people's cultures and foods, I forget to occasionally get back to my own roots. I'm part German, and I can't think of a better way to celebrate that than a visit to Hofbrauhaus.
The food is very rich and filling. Everything is amazingly tasty, so don't be afraid to order something random off the menu. The portions are big, but be prepared to be even more full than you think. This is because you will be drinking at least a liter of dark (or light) German beer.
Every time I've visited Hofbrauhaus, there has been some authentic German beer hall entertainment. Along with a band, a dude in lederhosen will be cruising around and keeping the party going. Last time I was there, the band made their way around the restaurant with their instruments, and one of the guys hopped up on a table and played spoons like nobody's business.
If you're so inclined, a girl will come around and offer shots of Jager (or you can order them from your waitress). The waitress will bring the shots out on a serving board, which doubles as a paddle. After taking your shot, it's customary to get spanked with the paddle. Here's a video of my spanking. Watch out for this waitress.. She hits HARD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjl_-cnE2s
Hofbrauhaus is a lot of fun, especially when going with a group. The party atmosphere is also conducive to merging your group with others. It's not hard to make new friends at Hofbrauhaus. Everyone is always happy and having a great time!
Ziggi zaggi ziggi zaggi hoi hoi hoi!
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