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  • Call me King Arthur cause I stayed at Excalibur and pulled the sword from the stone. Now where the hell are the knights of my round table at?! Stayed here Labor Day weekend with the fams back in 2006 when I turned 21 cause my parents are cheap and it was the cheapest hotel on the strip for the weekend and we were able to cramp 6 people into 2 beds. Parents gave me $200 to gamble away, but I ended up spending it all on drank, bottle service, and titty money when I met up with one of my homies who's cousin was having his bachelor party that weekend and his other cousin who runs her own bachelorette company in Vegas and knows all the club bouncers/owners was escorting us in and out of everywhere. My fondest memories of Excalibur were as follows: 1 - Forgetting my tooth brush at home and having to buy a ghetto $3 one in the convenience store downstairs. 2 - All those THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER show posters. This is a pretty homosexual memory if you know what posters all over the walls here I'm talking about, but the title THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER just always made me bust up laughing. 3 - Don't eat Del Taco in the hallway of where your room is drunk at 5AM or you might get escorted by a big ass 6' 6" black security cop (that could've passed for a low quality porn star) that will escort your ass all the way downstairs to the front desk and ask your drunk ass what room # you are and call your parents at 5AM and ask them if you belong to them and then escort you all the way back up to your room. At least I got the side of a bed to myself that night since they were all awake by the time I crashed out that night. I swear to God, cops love me no matter what city I'm in. Surprised my parents didn't say anything to me the next day of smelling like alcohol and cigarettes. Ghetto hotel though, I'm guessing people only come here because it's cheap and has dragons on the towers and the monorail connects it to Luxor and Mandalay Bay. The pool was alright, but nothing special at all by all means on Vegas standards. They pay a person to check if you have a room key over here when going up on the elevators. Something tells me someone got hunted down in the past over here, so they had to do that for security issues.
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