Chicken wings, a chicken parm sandwich, and a beer.
Burn lips on hot sandwich ow ow ow
Cool down with beer.
Burn lips with spicy wings.
Cool down with beer.
Admire 30 years of collectible stuff all over the walls at the bar.
Finish beer.
Under $15 with tip.
Ok I think that about does it... (seriously, you can't get a hotter sandwich unless you make it yourself)