About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/vJZyqExqfGyCd56HdwFBMQ     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • During the first half of my 11 day work trip to Las Vegas, my company made me stay at Excalibur. Cheap bastards. Luckily, I found some friendly and accommodating ladies that let me stay in their room at THEHotel at Mandalay Bay. Wait. It's not what you think. As much as I would love to brag and say that I womanized my way to a pleasurable stay at THEHotel at Mandalay Bay, I can't. Even though that totally rhymed. Anyway, the truth is, two of my clients (who happened to be women) had to wake up at 4 A.M. to catch a flight, so they shared a room the final night of their stay here and let me stay in the empty room. My night here was a fantasy in the super sweet suite with a beautiful bathtub, large comfortable bed, and two ply toilet paper. Nice. Granted, all I did that night was relax, watch TV, and book a hotel for the weekend on my iPhone. My work gave me a weekend per diem to help me pay for my hotel from Friday through Sunday. Whatever money I didn't use in that per diem, they let me keep. So where did I book my room? Excalibur. Cheap bastard. I know.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (252 GB total memory, 138 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2026 OpenLink Software