If you don't know about Perkins, give it a google. This is a franchise chain type thing. Really a slightly nicer version of Denny's, with all that entails (paying at the register. The pie counter. The mega menu with lots of inserts and featured specials. Menu pictures that look delicious and nothing like what you actually get served). And I know your ass has been to Denny's, so I'm not saying anything else.
My dining companion (hey sexy) and I eat here every now and then. I want someone to explain something to me. Ready? Here it goes: WHO ARE ALL THE DAMN PEOPLE EATING AT PERKINS AT 11pm on WEEKDAY? Where do you all come from? I mean, you're not high school kids, or college kids. You're real people, lots of husbands and wives. What kind of fucking jobs do you do? Is that your day off?
Please, I thought dinner time in the midwest was 6pm sharp. Who are you fucking people?