She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll put food in your mouth
If the words you say are right (they don't speak much English or Cantonese for that matter)
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret Hunan garden menu she hides
You'll need to have a car
To go drivin' 'round
She won't feed you the food herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret Hunan garden menu, I'd really think twice!
You've gone a million miles
How far'd you get
To that place where you can't remember
And you should probably forget
She'll lead you down a path
There'll be grease and oil in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
Then she'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret Hunan garden menu
Where everything you want
Where everything you need
Will always stay
A million miles away