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  • We went for lunch. Will not return or recommend. Bad service - the waiter only had one table in the restaurant when we came in. The waiter didn't check on us during the meal, didn't refill my tea, and never got us water. I got my food like 15 mins before my friend. There was only Siracha sauce, and nothing hotter (chilli oil, etc). When I asked for hot sauce or something hotter, the idiot waiter gives me a totally empty jar that used to contain hot pepper paste as he is taking away the Siracha bottle. "Um what am I supposed to do with that?" I ask him looking at the empty jar. "It's hot sauce- but we don't have anymore" he answers gesturing to the empty jar. WTF?! "If the jar is empty, what am I supposed to do with that? Can you take it away and give me the Siracha back." He literally made no sense whatsoever. LOL. My friend and i couldn't help but laugh for a good 5 mins. Thankfully ppl started to enter so it just wasnt the echoing sounds of our laughter in the restaurant. Food- large portions of bad. I ordered the first thing on the menu. The noodles were exactly like yet-ca noodles out of a box, not homemade. The broth was flavourless. There was like 3-4 slices of meat and one half a bok choy. It was not spicy at all. I can make better at home. Why call a place noodle face (they get points for the cute name!) and serve noodles from a box? What a shame. Also I ordered pork belly on the side, thinking i was going to get some on my bowl of noodles. Well, don't expect slices of delicious pork belly, instead expect tiny minced cubes of it. And he didn't even put it on my dish. He put it on a plate, beside my bowl of food. To him, that made sense. Ambiance- industrial in an unfinished and haphazard kind of way, don't go in expecting drywall or paint of any kind. There was no music- it was total silence which made it SO awkward. There is mural that reminds me of communist propaganda on the wall. The cups are thin aluminum or tin cups that you would expect from war time in China. Menu- the menus were printed on what looked like brown recycled card stock with an ink jet printer. It was illegible, what was on the menu? I don't know. I could barely read it. When I told the waiter that I needed a new menu because I can't read the font, he just gave me another one with the Same poorly printed menu problem. Honestly, I don't expect him to be a genius but, come on, no effort to mitigate the problem whatsoever or explain what was offered in the menu. Its a new business, you'd think he would hype up the offerings at least a little. Not sure why the owners would choose that menu and hire that server. Maybe the owners know their menus are shit, don't care and aren't going to change it. Edit: I would actually give them one star, but it's new so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that they are just working out logistics and are running out of things eg: cups.
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