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  • SCAM ALERT! This was the WORST DECISION my buddies and I made when visiting Vegas for New Years Eve weekend. The promoter, NATE, gave us this card that said Rick's would provide us with LIMO SERVICE to the club. They showed up to the MGM and picked us up in a Ford SUV! DEFINITELY NOT A LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When my buddies and I walked into Rick's the STRIPPERS jumped on us like FLIES on SHIT! They weren't even HOT! They pulled us into the VIP room and suddenly they turned into used car salesmen! I had an ASIAN and a WHITE STRIPPER on my lap that kept telling me I should buy a bottle of Patron and how it would be WORTH IT to pay $500 to party with them for 30 minutes! After I told them that wasn't going to happen I could tell they were pissed! I told the ASIAN she could stick around and she seemed HAPPY that I chose her. She introduced me to the VIP host, who basically pointed to a spot for me to sit down on the CASTING COUCH! The STRIPPER told me that I should tip him $20. SORRY, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! He pointed to a SPOT on the couch, I'M NOT GIVING HIM A $20! As I sat down on the couch the ASIAN straddled me, took her top off to show me her TIJUANA BOOB JOB and then proceeded to ask me questions during all three songs instead of giving me a lap dance. She kept asking me, What's your favorite position? What turns you on? and my favorite, Besides the CLITORIS WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ON A WOMEN'S BODY? At this point I was like, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DANCE! WORST LAP DANCE EVER! My buddies and I will never go back! P.S. HEY HOWARD STERN, WHY DID YOU INVEST IN SUCH A DUMP?
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