Ahh, Bill's.
Nobody satisfies the "white-man's-Chinese" urge quite like you.
On the whole, everything is very well-prepared.
Bill's will leave you feeling full, but never gross.
I am hard-pressed to find a dumpling better than Bill's.
The service, however, is really what sets Bill's apart.
Ever-attentive, ever-professional, these white-polo-and-denim-clad masters are ready to serve you at your very whim and command.
And none more masterful than the great Spock himself.
For this reason (as well as the freshness of food) it is always a better choice to dine-in than carry out (or worse still, delivery).
God bless you, Bill. You have changed my life.