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  • Such a disappointment. I'm a huge Cleveland booster. I tell anyone who'll listen not to badmouth this city, because it's long been my impression that Clevelanders try harder. Here at the Kimpton Schofield, they ain't tryin' hard enough. I paid a whopping $780 for two nights, which included $50 a night for enhanced view. Can you see my photos? They gave us a "city view" -- which consisted of a second floor room directly overlooking a garbage can. Not kidding. When I asked for a view to go along with my "enhanced view" they moved us to the seventh floor. Hopefully you can see that photo because it was the exact same "view" that the Kramdens had in their apartment in Queens. About 20 feet of space between us and the apartment building right next to us. This is after the valet failed to show up to park the car. And then when we moved rooms the valet neglected to bring a cart -- the same cart that had been used to move us in 5 minutes earlier. On the plus side, the bed is comfy and the room is stylish, although quite tiny. This is such a disappointment and I'm surprised others here value having a drink with their stupid dog more than an excellent room.
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