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  • It's been awhile since I've had the time to review a property, which I guess, is a good thing. I've been staying in a number of nice hotels over the last six months, and none of them have given me a reason to have them stand out. Until now... Due to a last minute client event and the fact that the ENTIRE city of Pittsburgh was sold out, I was stuck with this property. Generally, I don't mind affordable options that are somewhat close to my business destination. I usually don't mind hotels with "character" or ones that may be off the beaten path. This one took the cake. What a disaster. If I could provide an even lower ranking for this hotel other than "terrible", I would. The words that best describe this property are "terrifying", "risky", "atrocity" and even maybe "war crime". I'm a straight male in my 30's and I'm debating taking a pregnancy test. It was mad real... I know that there are always segments of the population that are looking for a recommendation, so here goes: This place is ideal for a Snuff Film. Perfect for a ritualistic murder. Great for the day you decide you've had enough and decide to paint the wall behind your head "scarlet and grey". This place IS NOT ideal for: Sleeping. Bathing. Avoiding Asbestos. Not getting molested in the parking lot by the drunk guy above you who decides to urinate off his balcony. Enjoying a quality continental breakfast surrounded by your peers. I would post pictures, but I didn't take any. I was so afraid that the spirits that spent their last dying moments in Suite 1112 would possess my phone and turn the whole experience in to a whole Overlook Hotel thing. Sleep in your car. Or under a bridge. Or in a Meth lab. You'll be better off.
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