About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/nrnUlTnLWD_fe512c1829Q     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • You can eat in a furniture store? Yup. Okay, we all know about IKEA--it's this labyrinthine store with tons of inexpensive, hip, and space-saving furniture in meandering aisles that trap unsuspecting buyers for hours. Go there at your peril! or you will emerge with something called Blörken-Mork or Glürben Glärby that you didn't know you needed but just can't live without. The Swedes are ingenious at making furniture fit small spaces comfortably, and they've got a real knack for organization and storage. I've got a couple pieces of furniture that I assembled with a little s-wrench that are holding up well after several years that I'm very satisfied with. Sweden,the land that gave us ABBA, Björn Borg and stinky lutefisk (does anybody really eat that stuff?), has finally found a way to organize my junk drawer--and I like it. And now a word about their food . . . . They have a cafeteria that serves very inexpensive breakfast and lunch, all decorated with--who'd have guessed--IKEA furniture. (The wall-size murals are interesting. Not sure where Gottland is--don't wanna know.) A breakfast plate is scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, bacon, French toast sticks for $1.99. Don't forget the coffee, Swedish pancakes with lingonberry sauce, and one of those gooey cinnamon bun things. Lunch fare is meatballs, salad, buffalo chicken wraps with bleu cheese dressing, Swedish meatballs, Swedish sodas, and their cake slices--small, delicate, not overly sweet, and delicious. Everything available in the cafeteria upstairs is available for sale in bulk downstairs--the frozen cakes, jars of pickled herring and tubes of ABBA fish pastes (not joking), cookies, crackers, frozen meatballs, on and on. It's not gourmet food, but who goes to a cafeteria expecting that? It's actually pretty tasty. You can pretend you're Swedish for a couple hours, enjoy the food, and imagine you're staring deeply into the sky-blue eyes of Agnetha while you eat your meatballs with lingonberry sauce. Oh, and don't forget to purchase a Plürgy--they're quite handy.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (252 GB total memory, 112 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2026 OpenLink Software