Fuck this I almost puked from your Tongue Depressor. You're supposed to depress my tongue lightly not assault it with ingredients from Costco. And by that I mean cool whip whipped cream that's sat out in the open fermenting for a week, and fudge sauce that is not drizzled, but dumped on. The ice cream and brownies were fine but the crepe was average. Too bad I could only really taste the fudge sauce and the disappointment after ordering what I thought would be mediocre. That's a low bar to fall under and you did it. Hip hip hooray
Edit: i think a cool new idea for this dessert would be to change the name to Tongue Depression