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"Welcome to Perkins, what can we get for you?"
"Hi! I'd like to order the chicken fingers."
"Sorry, we're out of chicken."
"You're out of chicken?"
"Yup."
"Okay... how about a bowl of ice cream."
"Sorry, we're out of ice cream, too."
"You're out of ice cream and chicken?"
"Yup."
"Okay... do you have any French Fries left?"
"Yes, we do."
"Alright, I'll have that."
(comes back after a while with the fries)
"Great, can I have a fork for this?"
"Sure." (comes back after a few minutes) "I'm sorry, we're out of forks."
"You're out of forks???"
"Yeah, sorry..."
I don't care what the food tastes like, but if an establishment runs out of forks, there is something wrong.
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