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  • Everyone seems to be raving about this place but to me dining experience there is like a Notebook movie. I watched it because everyone else did, was told it is so good it will pop my heart seams open, and I felt nothing. Who knows maybe I am a robot. Similar phenomenon here. I keep coming back for the miracle promised by others and instead get nothing spectacular. Breakfast is very average. I always judge the quality of breakfast by potatoes - these ones were one mushy stale fried yesterday clump - homefries/hashbrowns kinda deal which you have to drown in ketchup to tolerate. Eggs were regular eggs, toast was regular toast, and coffee was gas station quality. Of course fans will tell me to shut up and get me some corned beef - because it seems like it's a Celion Dion of their dishes. But I don't want corned beef, it's a little too heavy for me at 9 am. Not everyone was born a corned beef eater. Dessert looked grandiose however my friend warned me that it's not really homemade and way over-priced for a frozen pie. The only consolation that I didn't have to wait in line to be disappointed. I probably wont come back. I am a believer that no one should work that hard to fall in love.
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