I came here explicitly because this place was rated five-stars. FIVE! And any Yelper worth their weight in a single mayorship knows that five stars is dang near impossible.
So while I was parked in front of another local hot spot, when I saw this place had five red stars staring me in the face, I put my car in reverse and proceeded straight here.
That was an unfortunate mistake. This joint has a great atmosphere and good tunes, but that's about where the positives end. The food was subpar (I had the Goat Cheese Salad with Chicken Salad) and all of the drinks are kept in a refrigerator behind the counter much like how a pirate keeps his treasure. That means if you like anything but water where you have to hand scoop your own ice into a bar glass nestled in a rack beside the water can, you're sorely out of luck. As was I after completing my meal which cost me $16 for some insane reason - $8 salad, $4 chicken salad X 2.
There are a lot of great reviews on this place, so maybe I just wandered far too far from home for lunch today. And in that, I'll leave the five-starers to keep this place afloat, because this is one mayorship I know the weight off. About that of a goose.