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  • This bakery is the shittiest bakery I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. One: the cake looked nothing I wanted and looked like a five year old did it. Two: the cake and icing tasted disgusting no flavor whatsoever. And while it was moist that was because of all the oil that collected on the cardboard that these morons left between the layers. Three: it wasn't even the size that I wanted they tried to pass of an 1/8th of a sheet as a quarter sheet. Four: they left metal pins in the cake that could've killed my sister. Five: there was enough icing to kill a man. And by that I mean there was at least 3 lbs of frosting for God knows what reason to go with my three bites of cake. Six: the cake as a whole looked like crap. It didn't even resemble what I requested and the writing was shit. And the icing tasted horrible bc they fucking spray painted it. So all in all kindly choke on the metal pins you seem to want to leave in your disgusting tasteless cakes.
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