Let me say my peace to the Mock BBQ Chicken:
What yum wizardry was this? Medallions of mock chicken stuff so superly slathered in delicious espresso BBQ sauce. Accompanied, of course, by flourishings of sauteed onion slices and red pepper magic.
Face, marauded with tasty sauce. Mouth, accosted with the deep and boisterous flavors, the tantalizing textures of this feast.
And the side, the joy of the coleslaw? The cold crunching cabbage of fine and seasoned tahini company? Scrumptious with honors.
The lost tummies of yore are gnashing their teethy parts, they're wailing and weeping at the heavens for not having been born in times as these; these moments where one could get the secret BBQ chicken sandwich at Green. Oh, dear eater, hast thou had such an explosive endeavor upon your tasty tongue buds? Have you dined upon such sorcery as is this so noble of sandwiches?
I say nay, I say too that you must. These are the songs of my taste buds and to these songs you should harken and heed. Have.... the Secret BBQ chicken sandwich
The sweet limeade is yumy too!