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  • This is the kind of place where you wait 2 hours to get in and then enter to an empty dance floor where a 40 year-old Guido is grinding on his 17 year-old daughter/girlfriend to R. Kelly's "Feeling on yo' Booty". They were lost in the magic of R. Kelly's sweet, sexy sounds and I was lost in the magic of their bizarre, anti-rhythmic grinds. Oh also, the dude was sporting an obvious boner. That was his song, for real, no doubt. What I'm really trying to say here is, it's totally worth the wait. You can get free passes most nights by either being a non-repulsive girl or hanging out at the exit to "Le Reve". At the end of the show, tramped out "reps" from the club hand them out to people as they leave. Table service is pretty much mandatory but you can just sit down at the end of an empty booth and easily freeload. What else? Oh. TERRIBLE djs. I'm talking I heard a dance mix of the Beach Boys, "Kokomo". You know the one Uncle Jesse played the drums on? I know you know what I'm talking about. Don't front. There is only one thing worse than the original Kokomo and that is Star Jones' naked. The dance mix is a close second worst.
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