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  • GET YOUR GHETTO COLONIC HERE! Went here with a Groupon, had an uneasy feeling during first visit but the next two visits went better so I decided to get a package I must say this - BIG MISTAKE! They expect you to dry off with a hospital gown that was also used to cover your bottom half during the treatment, so dry off with a poop spattered hospital gown and no towel. I would always have to ask for a towel. Once I was given a wet hospital gown (hmmmm did someone else just use this?) with a brown smear mark that looked like poop, I asked for a towel and the towel was also damp like someone else had used it. The only time I got aroma therapy was during maybe 2 of the 6 sessions. During the last 3 sessions, the tech just showed me to the room and I had to get settled on my own and turn on the machine myself AND when my session was over the tech just poked her head in and said your session is over turn the water off. Where as before, after I got on the machine the tech would come in and make sure everything was set up correctly, turn on the water, apply essential oils on my lower stomach area to help get things moving, when session was done would turn off water, remove the thing that goes in your butt so you could clean up easier and would come back to show you what your body released if you wanted. The last session for some reason they thought having hot water shoot up your butt was better than the normal cooler temp water. I didn't realize the water was so hot until I turned the water on myself, to have the temp lowered, I would have to climb off the machine, cover my bottom region and figure out which room the tech was in, so I just got up and left. Also they do not have a receptionist. Seems like they rather make quick money with Groupon people than retaining a real customer base. I could have just stayed home, saved my money and given myself enemas rather than go to this place! STAY AWAY!
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