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| - I be drankin' the Kool-Aid. The Kool-Aid on TAP comes in giant mason jars; this ain't no hipster spot that uses the cutesy, regular mason jars - these are supersized servings of diabetes. And if that's not enough, they'll gladly give you a to-go cup, so you can take your unfinished diabetes home for later. Ghetto fab!
- $12 Lo-Lo's - Three pieces of fried chicken and two waffles. The seasoned breading made the chicken amazingly tasty - this ain't no ordinary fry chick'n. Of note, the drumstick was gigantic compared to the breast - they really do grow 'em bigger in the south. (I guess that makes me a leg man instead of a breast man?) The waffles were crispy, and there was a tolerable hint of cinnamon (YUCK for me).
- $11 Stupid Fries - Fat fries with gravy & cheese, diced peppers & onions, chicken, and cayenne seasoning. The chicken was fried and seasoned - it's not just boring chunks of meat. So good you'll want to slap yo mama.
The one thing that wasn't hood was the service - everyone was very friendly without the ghetto fabulous *SNAP-SNAP-SNAP* attitude, although the kitchen was slightly slow. And who doesn't love a place where the everyone is sportin' shirts that say "HOOD RICH!!!"
Now, excuse me now while I put my other foot in the grave after the combo plate of diabetes and heart attack, yo.
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