I'm listening to 2 Live Crew as I'm writing this so I'm feeling extraordinarily misogynistic. Forgive a brotha.
There are two things you should know about this place, and it pretty much sums up my entire existence...
Take a girl here on a lunch date. She will see you as sensitive and intuitive. You may want to use phrases like "I feel..." and "When Carrie gave her assistant that Louis Vuitton..."
Order the Mushroom tart. Or is it tort?
If you follow my advice, gentlemen, you'll have a great day. Good luck. And god speed.