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  • Sitting here trying to think of what to say in my review for Sammy's. I've been close a few times to just closing it and revisiting it another day when it suddenly dawned on me: my writer's block is BECAUSE of Sammy's. Allow me to explain: 5 star reviews are easy because you just can't wait to spill your guts about your love for that place and you want to describe every component of your meal as if you were extolling the virtues of your children. Vice versa for 1 star reviews: the hyperbole and metaphors just write themselves when the server ignores you for an hour or your $15 burger is ice cold in the middle. 3 stars though on yelp? "A-OK." ? Where's the fun in that? Sammy's delivers decent, but unspectacular food with good to great service with average value for your dollar. -SLAP- Wake up! I go here once every few weeks because a friend of mine at work loves their Ahi Tuna burgers. I've had them. They're okay. Yup. "A-OK". I've also tried their Mini Salmon Burgers, their mini kobe beef burgers, their white tuna and spinach salad, their chicken and hummus wrap, the Diavola pizza, and the Oak Roasted Salmon Filet. They were all... you guessed it. "A-OK". Yaaaaaaaaaawwn. Where was I? Nothing has blown my mind. Nothing has gotten me on the phone with the Clark County Health Department. Everything has satisfied me (okay except the Salmon Filet because it was $16 and really not worth that), and unfortunately for the entertainment value of this review, nothing has offended me. They do give a discount for CSN employees (and maybe students? I didnt ask because I don't really care), so props for that! So yeah, 3 stars. If you made it to this part of the review, you deserve a compliment. Go you!
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