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  • I would give them zero stars if possible. I purchased a groupon for the 60 minutes massage. But what I got was a mediocre rub with no technique. The "masseuse" had no idea what she was doing. She didn't know how to adjust her pressure or even where to massage. I doubt she had ever been to a massage nevertheless learned to give one. The sheet they gave me to cover up was stained and disgusting. The table was covered in paper like in a medical examination room. By the end of the session it was all oily and displaced so I ended up on the plastic of the table, cringe! The "masseuse" just basically rubbed in a circular motion, repeating on each body part. When she worked on my arms, she applied the same pressure on the back of my elbow at an angle that it felt like it my arm might break. The absolute worst part is that when she worked on my leg, her hand came up so high, it grazed my crotch on almost every stroke. I see they have a new groupon available online. I can only caution if you buy it, do your homework. If I had done mine after buying it, I probably would have forfeited the groupon than to have bothered wasting my time and experiencing probably the worst massage yet.
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