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| - Disappointing in every sense of the word: I had felt like having a good slab of meat and finally caved in to those annoying Tix4Tonite harassers (or whatever they're called).
Their salad bar is puny but that could be forgivable since it isn't the main attraction anyway. Right away, however, our waiter seemed to be on a pressure-tactic to try and upgrade us to some surf-n-turf mumbojumbo that we had no interest in. When we politely declined, he seemed to visibly dismiss us but didn't miss a beat to try and slickly pressure us into buying bottled water. I'm not a fan of tap water anyway, so it was no big deal, but he definitely came off as a used car sales rep-level slimy.
The gauchos came around once and....that was about it. We were really early for dinner, right at 5, and there weren't many other people there, so it was really puzzling to me as to why they couldn't be found. I wanted more of the steak and fatty meats, but they only ones that came by a second time were the dry chicken guys and the underwhelming sausage dudes. Since we had a show to catch at 630, we really couldn't linger anyway.
All in all, I wouldn't come back here - the meat was too rare, the service was lacking, the cold food was bland without enough variety, and I wasn't satisfied. The one standout was the Brazilian lemonade - we couldn't get enough.
Oh yeah - they will come by and try and take a picture of you before you leave, "Complimentary souvenir postcard." Once you pay your bill they'll show you 2 large printouts that are $25 each or 2 for $30 as a 'Vegas keepsake.' Uh...what happened to the whole gratis part? That's when they'll whip out a tiny 2" x 2" print out and again with the high-pressure sales pitch. Very, very tacky. They also photoshop you without asking so you look like a cartoon character. Skip this place if you can.
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