Is everything in Vegas fake? The Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, the canals of Venice, the bOObs, and the hot dogs? Being from Norcal, my homeboy from down south brought me to Pink's in West Hollywood before, and I remember the hot dogs being HELLA good, to paraphrase in Norcal speak.
This one was just HELL (without the A). The swiss cheese and mushroom did nothing to mask the plain ol' boiled hot dog. You'd think that for $6 that the dog would at least be grilled. Maybe I should have stuck to the tried and true chili dog. Maybe we should have been drunk rather than merely tipsy. Or maybe we should have just gone to Earl of Sandwich next door instead.
This gives me an idea - when I open my glitzy Vegas casino and/or hip trendy club, I'm gonna have bacon-wrapped hot dog carts outside. With the usual Vegas markups and the lack of competition from Pink's, I'd make HELLA bank!