Foot-long hot dogs toasted on the griddle along with their buns. Cheap ice-cream and soft-serve. On the way to (or back from) Reilly's Summer Seat Farms, a nice place to pick up plants pick berries.
That's more than enough for me.
Downsides: The bathroom's real dirty. (Kitchen looks relatively clean, though.) No soft-serve custard like I thought they'd have, just frozen custard bars (but maybe I missed something).