the albatross in the form of a lady hanging around the front of the entrance coupled to the waiter who ended up serving our table should have been the giveaway not to go in. getting the menu and seeing 59315310 permutations of pizzas should have been the other giveaway. seriously, i watched someone finish reading one entire book of game of thrones while i was going through the menu.
after settling on a pizza, i had the pleasure of watching a real life soap opera unfold in front of me. we were conveniently seated right by the window where we could watch the whole event of the stalker female and the waiter bantering back and forth in what could only be the result of the end of a sour relationship. sigh. it was more bearable than staring at the decor of this place. i don't even know how to describe it.
at least the pizza was good. oh wait, wrong review. the pizza was, at best, mediocre. it was also ridiculously expensive for what you got. avoid this place. there are plenty better in the st. denis area.