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  • AWFUL. I came in for massage therapy for some seriously sore areas as well as whiplash from a recent accident. He had me lay down fully clothed, shirt and bra, then put a sheet on top of me and 'massaged' me through that. So it was a constant scratchy rug burn for the entire hour. He asked me if I wanted deep or gentle pressure. I said deep, but that no one ever actually does it deep enough. He laughed and took that as a challenge I suppose. He started hurting me instantly, digging his hands in as hard as he could and grinding them against my bones. If he had actually touched muscle it might not have been so bad, but he rarely made any contact whatsoever with my aching muscles. He asked me about how the pressure was after a few minutes and I said too hard. He laughed and continued just as hard. He would find an edge of bone like my shoulder blade and just grind his fingers against it so hard it was sickening, and the rug burn from all the layers of fabric made it even worse. I was in more shoulder and neck pain after I left than I've ever been in my life. I'm still in pain and cramped a week later. My neck was swollen and bruised and my skin hurt to touch it from the fabric burn. I can't lean my head to the right because the entire muscle from neck to shoulder is screaming, and that side was fine when I went in. Also I was right next to a woman getting massaged, separated by a hospital curtain, and I could hear her orgasmic moans the entire time, which was nice for her, but made me even more annoyed as the bones in my neck were slowly being filed down by the pressure of my torturer's hands. So disappointing. I really needed this massage, I needed to feel just a little bit better, I needed my pain to ease just the slightest and instead this jerk made it so much worse like it was a joke for him. $90 to be hurt and abused. :(
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