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  • This was a major crisis. In a city of over two million people, with at least 1 24-hour convenience store, the Smashburger in Terminal 4 was unable to secure any milk at 7:00pm on an Wednesday. Where was the TSA? What were they doing about this? I dunno. The bored airport smashburger chick with the ring in her nose didn't really seem to care. The terminal, in it's vast indifference to my crisis, hummed along. There were planes to catch, people to meet and baggage to be tossed about. The ebb and flow of people going hither and to continued, unabated, uncaring that I was unable to secure a strawberry shake at this vendor. I hate flying. it makes me feel like I'm back in basic training - hurry up and wait in the next line, nobody really giving a shit about you because you are just another number. In the end, you get crammed into a tiny space with a bunch of smelly people. Terminals like this one help though. It's big, roomy with lots of escalators and people movers. Tile and Glass, Art exhibits for those times when you've hurried, but now you are waiting. Lots of food places representing a microcosm of fast-food America and local places. Except for Smashburger. They were out of milk. Nobody knew what to do, nobody cared. I ordered a smashburger and waited the ten minutes, watching the guy ahead of me leave with a giant bag containing other bags of food. Perhaps to go find a corner in this vast mall, where he could relieve his Smashburger fix in quiet loneliness. Access is easy, parking is easy (and expensive), and Terminal 4 hums along, 24 hours a day, people in, people out.
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