"Teriyaki Sadness"
Long lines at Disneyland
The smell of hospitals
Dropped ice cream cones
Rained out parades
Weekend homework
Learning an old neighbor lady has passed
The series finale of your favorite TV show
Having to bury the family dog
Being at a Nickelback concert
Teriyaki Madness
Life is full of disappointments, do you really need to add another to the list? Teriyaki Madness is the equivalent of finding out a girl you like is going out with your best friend- and guess what... You payed for their date. You had high hopes for this girl, saw her becoming a large part of your life, maybe introducing your friends and family to her. She looked so nice in the pictures.
Don't be fooled by the "madness". The only thing crazy about this place is how much "average" they can cram into a teriyaki bowl.
In all reality, the food isn't horrible, just bland and uninspiring. I spent $10 on a salmon bowl with less flavor than I could make at home for $4. However, there is something to be said for a nice, relatively healthy lunch option on-the-go. For best results, temper expectations prior to entering. And prepare yourself for flashbacks of the time you were an inch too short to ride that roller coaster as a child.