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  • Because Muskoka is too far, and dreadfully cliche, there is Toronto Island Park. I love to getaway from the noise, pollution and crowds of the city. Sadly TIP (clever, eh) has all of those. Unless you wake up at an ungodly hour, no thank you, the first obstacle you run into is the mob of everyone else trying to get away to the island. Prepare yourself for a fight against oversized off-road strollers, large hairy men washing in sun screen, loud obnoxious bored-to-tears children, tourists yielding unnecessarily giant maps, and yes, hipsters. With no clear lines, every single impatient body just seems to mass outside the ferry ticket gates. Here's a hint, bud in. I know, I know... but it does work. This is an expert near-ninja move so use your discretion. I warned you. So after you navigate around half the population of Toronto and pretty much every tourist in the city, you buy your ferry pass and then get to wait again. Yipee! But this time it's inside a fen with even less room to move around. Personal space invaded, check! Later there is the crowding onto the ferry, more tick tock, and then ferrying off the ferry, tick tock, yada yada yada. You get the picture. I always feel bad for sheep at this point. After you finally land at the Island you'll be quick to discover that it too is over-crowded. I suggest bringing a bike, renting a bike (bring lots of cash), rollerblades, or some other (non-motorized) fast travel method. The island is really too big to walk in day. I know it can be done but this is suppose to be a relaxing getaway right? Most people seem to keep to the same tourist trap area - from Centre Island ferry dock down to the pier. I refer to this as the busy middle (ok I just made that up). Try taking the Ward's Island or the Hanlan's Point ferry for something different. Once you get away from everyone the island is really a great place. You can remind yourself that the color green really does exist. I've had a lot of coffee today. Maybe it's a bad day to write a review. I still highly suggest regular visits to the island. I've never had a bad time. Maybe you should just consider this a PSA about the crowds. The go early, stay late method should help. Just don't miss that last ferry! PROS: A good mini-getaway, super close, green, beach, quad bikes! CONS: Can be busy, stupid high prices, you're in the hands of mother nature.
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