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  • Modern Grove has the look of a Bud Light commercial. You know the one. Its outside in a cool looking backyard. Everyone is looking good even the dog that one person brought is cool. Then you have the 2 guys who bring more Bud Light at the exact time the music stops cause someone drank the last one and everyone thinks the party is over. Or the one where you walk inside the place and everyone knows who you are and you see the most gorgeous girl in the place and she sees you. So you nod to the bartender and he gives you the Bud Light to give to her. But instead you just look at her and slide it down the bar 50ft. And everyone just happens to move their drinks and purses out of the way at the exact time the beer travels down the bar. Not knowing a beer is traveling down the bar. And when the beer gets to her all that she sees is a phone number attach to the bottle cause you know she's going to call. And she does later on that night. Yeah. Modern Grove has THE LOOK of that! Exciting right? But man after eating at this place I was left with only one word and feeling...meh. If you couldn't tell by my little story. The place looks great. It has the feeling like it should be the place to be anytime of day. It just doesn't have anything that makes it pop. Our server was nice. Everyone was nice. They were just meh. We got the Mac N Cheese balls. Of course they sold it like it was so good. I bit into one and it was meh. No flavor at all. I got a shroom burger and sweet potato fries. Again the burger and fries were meh. Just as bland as bland could be. If I could give a color rating instead of a star rating it would be beige. Cause when I first went in there I was full of energy wanting to do all kinds of things today. When I left I was like "what do you want to do?" "Nuttin." It just brought me down to not want to do anything the rest of the day. The bathroom had some weird chair in the corner like you're suppose to sit there and give advice to anyone who comes in to use the toilet. Or cheer them on if they have a hard time doing a #2. The drinking glasses that were given to us were dirty. So they gave us another set and those were dirty too and had lipstick on one of the glasses. If I ever go here again it would probably be for the bar at night. The place looks great, but the inside is dull and doesn't have much quality to offer. Its like the Kim Kardashian of restaurants.
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