The fact that other reviewers say this is the best buffet they've ever been to scares me. The offerings were pretty skimpy, and I was very concerned about food poisoning. The decor is over the top cheesy and probably frightens small children. That would explain the lack of other customers in there, minus a table of shady looking dudes who look like they were going to a drug deal after dinner.
Despite all of this, however, the bathrooms were pristine clean compared to World Buffet in Monona, and I did not get food poisoning!