Okay. I'm angry.
-1 Star (For being cross)
Food is simply not supposed to be this savory, this delicious, this damn fine.
- 1 Star (Cornish Pasty is too good)
Meat/gravy/vegis that comes wrapped in a golden crust is simply not legal. I had something called the "Cottage Pasty".
-1 Star (Golden crust legality issue)
I noticed that on the menu, there was no chance that they'd make Pasty boxing gloves for me to wear, and punch my own face with this delectable treat. This is a problem for me, as I'd like to have their food around my face in greater quantities.
- 1 Star (No Pasty boxing gloves on menu.)
I feel that dark wizards got together to create this unnatural feast. It must be unholy food, as these pasties should not be this desirable and fabulous.
- 1 Star (Dark magics and too tasty ingredients)
However, if this establishment were to ever disappear from my locality, I would throw myself off of the tallest castle that I could find, while yelling "for the PASTY!!!!!".
+5 Stars (Please never stop.)