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| - Oh god, it's time for the a$$hole in me to come out again.......as unfortunate as it may be, it is nonetheless required. If I could rate this place less than one star then I would, I would gladly oblige this restaurant with negative 1000xxxxxx.... freaking stars.
Not once in my life have I actually had to walk out of a restaurant in disgust before finishing my meal. This is the worst restaurant I have ever been to in terms of service, food, cleanliness and everything above. You can be damn sure I will never set foot in this place again unless you give me 5000 rounds of 7.62 caliber ammo and a machine gun so I can rip this place apart and blow it sky high.
Service - I've had better service from a broken vending machine, it at least gave me back my money. The owner (female type) needs a long lesson on how to give proper customer service, or be slapped several times across her freaking face. As my friend and I arrived and sat down, she came by the table completely blind siding me from the left and just dropped the menus on the table. Before I could even see who it actually was she was already walking back.
Moreover she didn't seem to care that we were there, even though it was only us and another table which was already done eating (technically leaving us the only customers in the entire restaurant). She seemed to care more about her stupid son and what kind of fu*king phone he wanted to get. If it were up to me I would taken a toy barbie cellphone, tied it to a big a$$ rock and thrown it at their table.
Food - Oh lord........the portion was pathetic. The pork chop looked like it came from a anorexic pig, had no taste. The fried shrimp paste looked like some cheap a$$ fried tofu, I couldn't taste the shrimp AT ALL, it was like eating a waffer. As for the "bi" (julienned pork and pork skinned with powdered brown rice) it was horrifying. It wasn't until my friend pointed it out that I had realized what I just ate. It turned out that the "bi" had a strong scent of ammonia, yes, AMMONIA, wtf?! I had already put the fish sauce on my dish, therefore I couldn't smell it on mine. I'm like a garbage disposal, if you put food in front of me it will be gone, my friend was smart enough to examine first.
Once we realized this we called over the owner to clarify the situation, and she pretty much denied it saying that it was a normal smell. Then she offered to scoop out the "bi" by taking my friends chopsticks and taking out the remaining portion. She then asked him if that was ok? Like really?!?!?! That's all you can do you dumb bit*h?!?! We were in complete utter shock by what just happened and decided to get the hell out of there before worse can happen. She was even dumb enough to ask us if we wanted to go boxes for our meals, I mean, are you retarded?!
Cleanliness - Dirty, dirty, dirty, the floors were dirty, and the bathroom was just nasty. It looked like a bunch of homeless homos had an orgy in the men's room. This is probably due to poor management, since the only people working in the restaurant was the cook and the owner. How can you manage an entire restaurant of that size between two people? That's like trying to get two crackheads to find a cure for cancer. The best part was that they substituted the paper towels in the bathroom with toilet paper. I guess they think that if the paper is good enough to wipe your a$$ with, then it will be just as good for your hands and face.
Please people, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND NEVER GO HERE! If Iran really had the capabilities to develop a nuclear weapon then I would tell Ahmadinejad to drop a tactical nuke on this restaurant. Then I would tell Kim Jong-il of North Korea to drop another nuke just to make sure that everything is completely vaporized.
The owner should be barred from ever owning another business, and should be shipped back to Vietnam on a $hitty a$$ boat. She should also be forced to work in a sweatshop making Abercrombie T-Shirts for 15 cents an hour.
This place is a disgrace to America, Vietnamese cuisine, and the Vietnamese people everywhere.
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