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Holy mother of God.... please come here and save me from this ulcer in my stomach.
Went here for lunch. Called in to order to 5 people - the first guy was SO RUDE! YOU SUCK! LEARN SOME MANNERS!!!! asshole. Anyway, beyond rude; the second guy (after the first one hung up) was ok. The food was ready in 20ish minutes, we got it fast.
I ordered there chicken pakoras, manchurian mixed chow mein and chili chicken. Anyone who has been here will know that this was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. THAT is enough food to feed a starved army of soldiers with Alf like appetite. But the best part is - i only paid $26 with tax for everything. The portions aren't just big. I can't emphasize this enough.
- Chili chicken was OK - actually pretty flavourless, just spicy but not salty not sweet not sour. It needs something else, like a touch of lemon juice or something.
- Chicken pakoras (there were like 12 massive balls....) were delicious. Spicy enough and soft.
- Manchurian chow mein was pretty good too; it looks like someone bled all over it, but it's actually the least spicy thing I ate today. It had chilis, chicken, shrimp, egg, etc etc - yum!
I didn't even make a dent in this stuff...me. I probably ate like half the chili chicken and 5-6 chicken pakoras... I feel like a pussy. BUT I AM NOT! I gave it a good try, eating this stuff for at least an hour....The roof of my mouth is pretty much scorched, my tongue is packing up his stuff and getting ready to get out of the hot hell hole that is my mouth.....
I would go here again if i really craved spicy food or something? But i would definitely get one portion. And try the shrimp pakoras.
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