One moment I am walking on an abandoned road, cold and hungry, the next moment I am climbing a giant BAO tree(from a planted BAOstalk (hah!), that only cost me just a bit over 4$). I climb way past the clouds, into a magical land in the sky, full of riches and beautiful gardens. They say money doesn't grow on trees, but here it does! Actually, anything you can possibly imagine grows on trees here. This is a world with no dreams, because the dreams here are just the reality.... I pinch myself, but nothing happens. I realize this isn't some weird interpretation of the Jack and the beanstalk fairy tail. This is to be expected because this is not a dream - it is what I came to call a Mean Bao experience. Who knew that for such a small price you can get so much? The only "mean" thing about mean bao is that they are not open 24/7 and there isn't a store at every corner.