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  • I don't know what else to say about this place that hasn't been said already, but I'll give it a shot. So, I have a friend that lives out of town, and whenever he comes back, I dread the fact that this place will inevitably be put on the table as a central meeting location. I guess the best way to describe this place is to imagine everyone you kind of didn't like in High School, add 20 years, and imagine the place that they would be hanging out, shouting at televisions, the chips on their shoulders growing more burdensome with each passing year. This bar is cavernously huge, and has TV's placed strategically, no scratch that, placed every fucking where that your eyes can go. Also, let's take a second out of this review to consider the name, and the fact that this place considers itself an English Pub and Grill(e) with a little e on the end of it to add...authenticity? Like after some fox hunt with a group of my favorite lads, the boys and I would go here to sip port and regale each other with rousing tales of the day's hunt, and legendary hunts of yore. And Leonard Fitzbottoms, that old scallywag, would eat so many bangers that his monocle would pop out! Shouts of "Here! Here!" and "God Save the Queen!" ring out lustily in our merriment. No. This will never happen. They do have a mouthwash dispenser in the bathroom, though. Ok, back on track. So this giant place, with a menu of things that you can find in any bar with a deep fryer, with a million TVs and a mess o' pool tables, and specials on Coors Light if you're feeling up to it, will never be hurting for business, because it is the embodiment of appealing to the lowest common denominator. It's an excellent business strategy. It can fit a ton of people, the food and beer are relatively inexpensive, and you can watch TV, and rinse your mouth out after you pee. But much like watching an episode of Two and a Half Men, when you're done, you're a bit confused as to what the deal was. And if you like that show, then you seriously need to check this place out.
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