Ok, I hate eating crow (read: looking like an idiot), but I'll do it for my fellow yelpers.
30 minutes after writing this review, I went to DV again. I got Julie and it was only a good experience. I clearly stated that I wanted my nails super short. She asked me to be sure and I said, yes, if I'm bleeding they are too short, but otherwise go for it.
They didn't get cut short enough, but mainly they were just uneven. Not uneven like the whites were uneven to actually round them correctly, but just uneven. :( Also my cuticles weren't cleaned up well. She did a decent job on my ridges, but overall it was too quick and not thorough.
Next time I go I'll have to make an appointment so I be sure to get someone else.