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| - Bear with me, okay? I want to express my adoration for Regency while not gushing inappropriately.
But first, an explanation. I want to ask you to take a quick peek at Tabitha P's review, the sole non-five-star review here. (Even the two filtered reviews are five star.) Methinks perhaps Tabitha was in a bit of a hurry. Her wine wasn't placed into her hand as swiftly as she preferred. Or, to go all Area 51 conspiracy theory, she may not even exist. Or she is a competitor. One review, no friends. Usually those get filtered; perhaps hers is destined for a similar fate.
Pretty rare that a retailer of any stripe receives nothing but five star reviews, yet Regency (if you pretend, as I do, that Tabitha's doesn't exist) goes full boat. And that is entirely deserved. Knowledge, humor, perhaps even a gentle touch with the customer is all in evidence. So rare. So appreciated. Stop in, let me know if I'm right, or if Tabitha's right. (Sure. Like THAT'S a possibility.)
"It is the wine that leads me on,
the wild wine
that sets the wisest man to sing
at the top of his lungs,
laugh like a fool - it drives the
man to dancing... it even
tempts him to blurt out stories
better never told."
Homer, The Odyssey
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