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  • This place used to be the only fine dining establishment in good 'ol Bloomfield. I've been here a few times. Apparently the food has booze in it, because I can't even remember what I ordered. I don't remember being disappointed. But yeah...I think this suffers a bit from the lack of uniqueness. Now, overly unique can be just as damning of a quality as unoriginal, but forgettable may be the worst quality a restaurant can have. I do remember relatively slow and subpar service last time I was there, even though we were the only party there. Our waitress was texting with the vigor of a middle school student whose parents didn't quite pay attention to them enough (because Dad had to work long hours and now it's time to passive aggressively stick it to him by dating a 17 year old 'bad boy' with an abnormal amount of facial hair). Anyways, they'll have to do something if they wanna stay relevant. IF THIS RESTAURANT WERE A MUSICIAN/BAND: Grand Funk Railroad: You can't remember anything they ever did, and you never will have a strong opinion about them, despite not having any sort of strong reputation as good or bad. You only know they existed.
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