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| - Mooyah is trying to be Five Guys, but fails miserably. It's not even Hardee's, at best.
I ordered the same type of burger I normally get at Five Guys, and then I sat down to wait. And wait. And wait. The place was crowded, but it still took them a good ten minutes and change to get me a burger and fries.
The burger-to-bun ratio was weak. The meat was gray and lifeless, tasteless. The condiments were skimpy. A single leaf of lettuce, a few pieces of thinly shaved onion, a rice-paper thin slice of cheese. It did not a burger make.
The fries were even worse. They were crusty and hard. They tasted okay, but they were clearly overcooked and then left under a warmer far too long.
For the $10 and change the meal cost me, I expected a helluva lot more. Culver's, Hardee's, Five Guys, and a dozen other places all do a better burger.
How this place opened two locations is beyond me.
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