"Bacon" = pile of mushy strands of pork on a wet-greasy plate. Completely inedible.
I asked for eggs over hard. Our waitress spoke clear english so I can't blame a language barrier for the mistake... What I got was sunny side up. I sent them back with even clearer instructions to cook through... and got the exact same thing.
Then to top off the experience my eggs were plated with stale toast, an old bruised strawberry, and a slice of pineapple with a hair on it.
Never going back.