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  • Seriously? I'll try to be objective. This place will sell you garbage at Picasso prices. My tire went flat. My tire went flat in the ARIZONA SUMMER. I was on my way home, and took it in. I had just bought the worlds shittiest lock there for a couple gold bars, but I figured okay I'll give them another chance cause I'm super rich and can afford to make mistakes over and over again. The 'experts' at PHX bike listened to me explain my heatstroke induced theory that I possibly let the air out of the tire when I tried to handpump my road tires. I usually only make the same mistake 5 times and have since realized that it's difficult/impossible to use a minipump on road tires so I'll stick to handpumping myself. They told me that 'IS NOT POSSIBLE' with less yelling than the caps imply, but proceeded to just pump up my tire and not look at the tire itself - despite declaring that what I said amounted to a larger pile of bullshit than all their price tags combined! I even bought a standing pump from them! The proprietor there declared them the best pumps at that price anywhere and stated that's why he buys them because of how great they truly are... Gold star! 20 seconds of market research when I got home showed me he was full of shit or he totally digs garbage : http://www.amazon.com/Pedros-Domestique-Floor-Bicycle-Pump/dp/B000IZEHDS. I got a block away before the neon light letters in my brain spelled out F.U.C.K. My tire was flat. There was actually a leak in my tire. Optimistic conclusion: this place is run by a guy whose hobby is bikes; it is not his passion. His passion is making money and ripping people in the hood off. If you know NOTHING about bikes stay away from this place. I hear Landis is better. If you know anything about bikes then it doesn't matter what I say cause I'm sure you already know to stay away from this place anyway. And now a silent prayer this place burns down.
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