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No, seriously. For the past two years I've not had a speck of animal product in my diet. In a moment of weakness, my friend offered me a bite of her pulled pork sandwich. Having not eaten all day, I obliged.
It was the best decision I've made in two years. Why, oh WHY have I not been eating Tom's pulled pork sandwiches my whole life? It was amazeballs: moist, delicious, flavorful, tender, delicious, juicy, zingy, delicious, delicious, delicious. I ate the whole dang sandwich. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going back to my old, strictly plant-eating habits. Thank you, Tom, for opening up my eyes and making me realize what I've been missing out on - the best pulled pork sandwiches in Phoenix!
Sorry, super cute piggies. You're just so ridiculously tasty. :(
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