Four stars for our check-in and room experience.
One star for everything else.
Check-in: we waited maybe 10 minutes. Not bad for a larger hotel. Probably because it was a Sunday. Front desk agent was cordial enough. We had booked a Pyramid room but I asked if any tower rooms were available. She said yes, and booked us in a Tower Suite, no charge. She also waived our resort fee. Probably had something to do with us being on our post wedding escape (aka Honeymoon).
Room: I had heard awful things about the rooms at the Luxor, but ours was actually very pleasant. I wasn't a fan of the design and general coldness of the bathroom (no door separating the toilet from the rest of the bathroom). I love my husband but there needs to be a way to do your business while the other person is blow drying their hair! Otherwise everything seemed new and clean. Comfortable bed and nice living room.
Everything Else: God I hate the staff here and the sharkish nature they emit. I feel like a minnow in a shark tank here...they are circling around the edges of this glass pyramid of a fish tank looking for their next meal. And if you try to escape, they will bite your head off. I've learned to not talk nor look at any of the staff here. For example, we asked a staff member where to find something in the casino, and he didn't want to tell us but was very rude when we indicated we did not want to listen to some sales spiel.
Damn this place is confusing. I know that is part of the intention to confuse people so they can't figure out how to escape...but I kept losing track of how to get to the Tower Rooms.