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| - How does one even begin to describe an experience like porn in the morn?
Well, I'm going to give it a go.
First off, this is a bar off the beaten path. Had my husband not known of the Smut and Eggs legend, we would have never known this place exists.
Let me try and walk you through the bar:
-It looks kinda shifty on the outside, and well, it is.
-You walk in at 8am on a Sunday morning and realize you are the only female in the place that's not behind the bar. Or on the screens.
-You order at the front, and they bring you your meal.
-Avoid the blood mary, mine was barely drinkable, but I will say I was hella buzzed after drinking it.
-The food is very salt of the earth, basic stuff. Bacon, eggs, bread. Nothing fancy here, but the prices also reflect that. (Think Denny's, Perkins)
-Find a seat! Don't worry about the view, there are at least 7 tv's playing porn so no matter where you sit, you'll be fine.
-The ladies behind the bar were super nice and friendly! Made you forget that was a girl getting creamed behind them...
Don't go here if you are A. A foodie, B. A prude, C. A single lady.
It's an experience I'll never forget, but one I'll never be recreating anytime soon.
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