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  • You know you go to Mikadees for consistency. If you order a big mac from one location, it should taste the same at another location. If you come here to Market Street Cafe, chances are you are not coming here for consistency. You are probably here either drunk off your ass from gambling, or you and your love ones are staying here (or Main Street or Fremont, or whatever Boyd properties that's near by), or you are short of time and you justify coming here, or your aging parents are too old and they can't walk more than a block, or you have those tourist coupons, or all of your friends can't decide where to go and you end up here. Please tell me I'm right? It seems over the years that's always the reasons why I'm here at this place. No, I'm not saying don't come here, I'm just saying the food here has been great , has been average, and has also been awful in different times I've been here. Most recently, we came here for the breakfast buffet because it was the fastest thing on the menu because you can just line up and eat right away. But the item I love (Portuguese sausage) was so bad that I couldn't even take a bite. I mean, how you can fuck up an oily sausage? That's like saying I overcooked chicken thighs. It was just dry like dust. Don't worry I have good memories of this place as well. This review is not all bad, hence the 3 stars. Coming here and be able to sit with all of 12 of your friends at 2am talking about nothing , like an episode out of Seinfield, is pretty priceless here. And being able to do it over the Oxtail soup (which was okay) or my usual club sandwich has great memories that money can't buy. Oh Market Street Cafe, you really need an overhaul of your menu. Keeping some of the favorite local grinds and maybe just focus on a smaller menu to make it more tasty. While you're at it, please change your seating arrangement. There's always a time and date where people are backing out and hitting other people / waitresses here. On a final note, no matter what I say or do I know nothing will be changed and I most likely will still be coming here. Note: The food taste better here at 2am than 7am. Not sure if it was due to drinking.
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