This is the best bar in all of Cleveland, potentially all of Ohio. It is the home to several superheros who labor tirelessly to save Cleveland from boring hipsters and yuppies. Wedgie-mullet man is the most fearsome of all. He tucks his worn wife-beater into his hiked up armor-all underwear to store massive kinetic energy. His powers include the ability to defeat lameness through his atomic skidmark and his underwear's ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound.. The other superhero is corpse-man. His powers include the ability to hide from his foes by appearing dead. In fact, even the most observant find it hard to tell... This is a gem and a icon and must be defended and preserved at all costs. If you have not experienced Clark Bar you have not experienced anything..